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as Couch Serf (split w/ Twin Boyfriend)

by All Blood

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    Split cassette of Twin Boyfriend and Couch Serf songs. Comes in jewel case with one sided j card

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1.
Serf's Up! 02:56
punch the midi clock freedom must be unlocked serf's up! shipped from the bay the sweatshops groan, they have no say i play my iphone pretty well magical exploit, magic hell out of your workplace, into the streets but not before you've written all my beats (uh oh!) stretch the plastic arm to sow your content farm serf's up! now we harvest streams while our lives pool in AI dreams i play my iphone pretty well magical exploit, magic hell are we hopping off their platforms, out of sight? yet still wilting beneath the pale, grey light (oh no) gold, golden light pale, pale grey blight pale, pale grey light gold, golden blight
2.
why shouldn't I do what I wanna? (he's gonna dance on the trigger, dance on the trigger) have my cow and eat it too (why don't you yeehaw, yeehaw?) what's a man supposed to do with desperation? (he's gonna pull that trigger, pull that trigger) I swear to god it's the only natural thing to do! Eat red red meat with good sharp teeth and salted earth grinding you into ground cruel cruel men with cold, dead eyes and good, clean shots aiming to put us down why not? I've done it all my life (he's gonna play with the trigger, play with the trigger) you're what you eat and I want my fill (why don't you yeehaw, yeehaw?) what's a man supposed to do with liberation? (he's gonna pull that trigger, pull that trigger) I swear to god I'm gonna get the meat that I deserve! Eat red red meat with good sharp teeth and salted earth grinding you down down down cruel cruel men with cold, dead thoughts and half-cracked smiles lasso us to the ground pull the bone until it cracks snap slap into a stack until you're such a tasty snack of baby back ribs (come on feel the violence of reduction and compliance) that ole stockyard blood rusts up into a crust kickin up in clouds of dust until we blow it up our nose (the world breeds brand new murder while I eat my burger) no more no more yeehaw
3.
not strong enough not smart enough to make the grade not fast enough not quick enough at the draw no sense at all you never had any wherewithal please understand you're not the sharpest tool in the shed Oh no! there goes confidence! you've been exposing your weakness it's the cardinal sin if you keep this up they won't invite you again oh yeah! here comes confidence! now you're sticking your landing you can't even begin if you keep this up they might invite you back in (what are you thinking? what are you thinking? what are you stupid stupid stupid stupid?) not suave enough no charm enough to sweep them off their feet not calm enough you're shaking there like a leaf no self-esteem your skin is hardly thick enough can't trust you you never look up when you speak oh no! there goes confidence! didn't i warn you as the room starts to spin and - oh shit don't look now but it's happening again! oh yeah! here comes confidence! clean off the grim from your windowpane so we can all come and marvel at the shape of your brain when you finally find your people will you gather them around to watch you teeter totter teeter totter? teeter totter teeter totter and may we float on our hopes at the end of our ropes hanging by our threads our posture benefits from pain so we play out guilty pleasures of our regret and self-disdain and i can feel my body choke me not smart enough you really just aren't good enough you're just not the type that we need in this community so self-obsessed you really are a narcissist go away now your face makes me queasy
4.
ruin, rot the plastic bursts and busts camera, caught the film reduced to dust to be undone, oh, what a dream to burn from the scene as you melt off the screen slip, shake the light comes oozing through bend, break the vision turns to goo to be destroyed oh, what a dream to burn from the scene as you melt off the screen stored away in some long forgotten room to break down and reek of vinegar and piss stars of the story they bask in the glory all they ask's the same from you our memories immortal turn spoiled and brittle all we gaze at is doom sizzle, pop it's creeping into frame fizzle, flop obliterating flame to be unborn oh, what a dream to melt from the scene as you burn from the screen (voices keep warping and I'm so afraid)
5.
Slow Decline 02:00
sick from hunger every single morning making and eating food only seems to make it worse spending most days just looking forward to sleeping because equilibrium only comes when horizontal slow decline into nothing destiny for all born to slowly crawl is this all we get to look forward to? focus group aesthetics, copy pasted copy pasted stay productive daily with a steady diet of checklists but most days, most days i just want to crawl out of this crumbling meat mech slow decline into nothing destiny for all doomed to slowly fall sometimes i feel very weird sometimes i feel my stomach is churning, churning sometimes i run out of tears boo hoo boo fucking hoo i know i'm not the main character in this story trillions of cicada shells chitter away in our ears the weight of endless oblivion comes crashing over me i know i'm not the main character pull my page out of the fucking book (honk honk ;) )
6.
Monomyth 01:54
(round and round and round and round and) monsters who burn your home down call you to the edge of your town can you tell me how i can slay the beast? teach me how to see its face allies who come in the night they offer their tools to your fight can you tell me how i can slay the beast teach me how to hear its cries "the hero impels the inconsequential creature's flesh it cries! and drains of blood" malice that's programmed from birth heroes in waves scorch the earth can you tell me is it true? am i the beast? help me! help me slay myself! when all our work is done, we toss the carcasses aside the stench is left to mingle with all our hubris and our pride these endless vicious cycles add another ring to age are these the gods inscribed in story or just my mindless monkey rage? goddess who breathes in the code whispers, "you'll never go home"
7.
over yonder hills just beyond the bend lies our golden destiny raze the forests down there'll be fields for us from every sea to shining sea under the iron wheels the creatures start to squeal open up the windows it gives the passengers a thrill go quick go! it's time to decide which side you choose in the latest genocide (I call progress!) (I choose product!) high on top the hill fear as thick as fog calls to dominate the land the market heeds demands opens up its eyes and crafts itself an iron hand bits of human flesh start to sizzle on the armored grill the way we tear and shred well, we all make such an easy kill here in the future! we vote to decide which side we pick in the latest genocide piles and piles the miracles pile on how many more until the hunger's gone? the drive of man to rise and fall our hungry engine pile drives all living things against the wall! the anthropomorphic machines were horrified and unamused by the consciousness thrust upon them and in a crusade to right this wrong, they endeavored to clear the world of all dangerous organic life but as the planet's din began to quiet, an unsettling silence set in so they merged with the remaining bio matter and set to seed the stars as a cloud of flesh and metal seeking purpose always thirsty always hungry

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the Couch Serf side of a split w/ Twin Boyfriend

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released October 1, 2022

album art by Patrick Rocha
all Couch Serf tracks written and recorded by Jonathan Brokaw
special thanks to GarageBand for iOS

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